The beasts of the sea. Foul creatures that can only be calmed and never tamed. They thirst for the blood of Chimp Sturgeon for he killed their mother (see photo for big red X). Their insatiable thirst for blood makes them pretty much unemployable, thankfully they are “kept” by their benefactor Scepter Pento and only unleashed upon the world when he says “go!”.

In times of great strife we look to those that will inspire us to do great deeds, like the great sailor: Chimp Sturgeon. It was seven years ago when Chimp found himself in a small river with a big boat. The decisions he would make on that day would change, his life, his boat, and the majority of the western world.
For more on Chimp, please come back next week and we’ll have something here for you.